Dads & jokes. They're like wine & cheese... just without the wine part.
He's silly, he's surly and he just doesn't quit. Choose from our three perfect Father's Day quotes that give dad a taste of his own medicine.
Want to add a spirit title on the back (Bourbon or Scotch anyone)?
Go directly to our Inebriated Intentions and you can select artwork for both sides.
*Alcohol not included
- Etched with laser precision for incredible detail and even surface engraving.
- Standard 750ml for a perfect fit of your standard bottle of spirits.
- Wood stopper with synthetic shaft for a lasting, perfect seal to keep your spirits in perfect condition.
- Robust, thick glass for lasting durability that is break resistant for tipsy fingers.
- Reusable product in our disposable culture for lifelong usage.
- Permanent etching that won’t wash or wear off.
- Comes in a presentation worthy black gift box for unboxing appeal.
- Delivered in a durable yet recyclable package to ensure a safe arrival.
- Period inspired design to create a vintage vibe for your home bar.
- Crafted and made to order in the United States by us just for you.
Volume - 750ml (standard bottle size)
Dimensions - 9.5 tall x 3.6 wide (in inches)
Weight - 2.2 lbs
Stopper - Branded Wooden top with synthetic shaft Packaging - Black Gift Box inside of protective shipping box with recycled paper padding
Our bottles are:
- strong, thick walls for durability
- sturdy, flat bottom
Will it arrive on time?
Always! Decanters are made to order and we ask for 1 week to process plus shipping time. If you need your order by a specific date please send us an email and we will do everything in our power to make it happen.
Will it break when shipped?
I've seen YouTube videos of the delivery guy throwing boxes over the fence...
We have 8 years of shipping glass under our belts. We know just how rough these boxes get treated and we pack them to stay safe. If anything, we are over protective!
Will my expensive liquor get tarnished?
No way! Unlike wine, distilled spirits do not oxidize or change with exposure to air. The main concern is that alcohol evaporates quickly (called the angel's share) but we upgraded our stoppers to ensure an air tight seal to keep your precious spirits safe and secure.
See other FAQs here
My husband loved his Reasons You Drink bottle. It arrived quickly and packaged really well. Will definitely order more for gifts!
I had suggested grass seed for fathers day but the boys thought differently. Glass they went with the decanter. Their wooden card really touched him.
It was so beautiful and my husband loved it! Very cool and unique gift idea!
My husband loved it! I filled it with his favorite recipe for an Old Fashioned
My son loved the decanter I ordered for him for his birthday! He put his Rye whiskey in it right away! It looks great with his other stuff. I may have to order more for upcoming holidays. Very well done!