The Constance Collection "Inebriated Intentions" Series
Say What You Think
Our "Inebriated Intentions" series is a snarky twist on the Constance Collection. Say what we all are really thinking with this permanently engraved decanter.
#1- "Roses are red, Bourbon is amber, Poems are hard so here's a decanter."
#2- "I can't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your girl."
#3- "Alcohol! Because no great story ever began with salad."
#4- "Relationships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm & inappropriate behavior."
#5- "Trust me, you can dance." -Alcohol
#6- "I have mixed drinks about feelings. And you're my happy hour."
#7- "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love thy enemy." -Frank Sinatra
#8 - "Give me coffee to change the things I can change,
and a stiff cocktail to accept the things I cannot"
#9 - "It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full, there is clearly room for some more"
#10- "The answer may not be at the bottom of this bottle, but you should
at least check."
That is poetry. Sweep your lovie off their feet with some smooth talkin'. Impress your bestie with a toast for the ages. Make your sibling laugh with a funny drinking quote.
Decanters are two sided, laser etched glass with your choice of spirit title and the above "intentions" on the back. These decanters are up-cycled from bars and restaurants whenever possible.
The bottles are standard 750ml and stand just over 9in tall. Each bottle comes with an RE branded cork in a black box.
Here's to you and fantastic home bars!
Single decanters are $49
Set of 3 decanters is $129
*Prices reflected in cart
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